Living in Canada
Now that my Cosmo subscription, and my life as a single woman, have ended, I am ready for a brave new step. Because I firmly believe that your life should reflect the magazine you subscribe to, I have embraced my latest gift of 12 issues of Canadian Living with all of my womanly might.So, dear friends, I present to you February's tips on how to be one heck of a Canadian (living) woman:
-You should save leftovers of your family's favourite supper soups, casseroles or chili.
-When making chocolate raspberry curl cake, be sure to hold your teaspoon at a 90 degree angle.
-If you promise to make pizza soup for dinner, your kids will daydream about it in math class.
-Small floral patterns will actually make a small room look larger!
-Late winter is the best time to prune fruit trees. Touch your nipple.
-Oops, sorry, how'd that Cosmo tip sneak in there?
-Sometimes your morning routine can inlcude a load of laundry and you can just finish up your make-up in the car.
Geez, there's so much to do as a woman! Why there's barely time to fluff my hair like Salma Hayek or wear a big, shiny belt with nothing else on. Guess I won't do those things tonight and just turn in to bed. I've got a headache anyway because Timmy's failing algebra on account of that damn pizza soup. Turn out the light, would you?
| Posted by MissNikki on February 17, 2005 with category tags of Weblog |
| ||||||||||||
Written by MissNikki
| Nikki I am Nikki, MissNikki if you're nasty. |
|
|
| You calzone with legs![quote database] |
| Page 15 in your May edition: "Boy, what I could do if the window wasn't there! hi frnz... i attemptd wrtn test perfectly, they told that the selectd cad's wil gt a cl. i knw i'l b 1 in selectd. i ne... Dear YvonTripper: I will attend your event. Thank you for making my weekly checking of this website worthwhile. Couldn't be written any better. Reading this post reminds me of my old room mate! He always kept talking about this. I ... These comments are painful to read... how can i get my boyfriend to sleep with me with a condom? Comes down to marketing. We love the fun stuff and push off the hard stuff. It's knowing to take the high road, talking... If you are switching to Koodo, email me before you activate your phone and I will send you a referral code which will g... We played Risk with 2 boards today, except we had them stacked the other way so like South America could attack the oth... wow..i had no idea you were so young! haha, i just mean you seem so experienced and skilled already to be only one year... I have a friend who is overweight and will not exercise. Could you please give me some advice about the importance of e... you are all wrong telus is fine for 25$ i have txt unlimited 200mins a month voicemail caller id calling to my fam and ... hai friends, i hv cleared written & gd in EA for QA(quality analyst/game tester). they informed that thy r going to sen... what's wrong with ms sql?!! wtf! This dragon is looking amazing. I am visiting your site for a past one month. I feel happy by reading these blogs. I was lucky to have come across this page in time literally(minutes). You see, I was signing up for their long distance... ya final round.....onlyy I am a Canadian, who has always lived in Canada and am married with four children. We have had the following medica... im a smarty I had final round of interview at EA sports on this friday(09-03-2012).mail came as to bring original documents. is ... |
Hey You! Subscribe to
MissNikki's RSS feed.
Or get wider opinion in the Vorg All Author feed.
Members login here.
© Vorg Group.