Battle of the Wits, Gil Style

Gil style means it has to do with Zionism...

Apparently, the Gaza Zoo has been robbed

Gaza has a zoo?

Anyway, your quest is to come up with the best reason a terrorist would need a lion and TWO (not one) Arabic speaking parrots.

Winner gets my undying love and a seat in the Israeli parliament.

You have until the New Year, known in Israel as Sylvester (no joke).

Posted by Gbrowdy on November 27, 2005 with category tags of

3 comments
Ha! This is nothing but a USA backed plot. Everyone knows they're in need of arab translators. The lion was just to throw everybody off the scent (and emasculate the Palestinians).
   comment by dustin on November 27, 2005

The terrorist is writing a sitcom, starring Hamid Karzai and the two parrots. It will revolve around the shenanigans that ensue when Karzai invites a sacred turkey to share an apartment with them all, and will be called Kabul Kabul Kabul.

The lion was just to make a rug out of.
   comment by goodladd (#144) on November 28, 2005

I think their reasons are best expressed in the immortal words of Bob Marley:

I am on the rock and then I check a stock
I have to run like a fugitive to save the life I live
I'm gonna be Iron like a Lion in Zion (repeat)
Iron Lion Zion
I'm on the run but I ain't got no gun
See they want to be the star
So they fighting tribal war
And they saying Iron like a Lion in Zion
Iron like a Lion in Zion,
Iron Lion Zion

I'm on the rock, (running and you running)
I take a stock, (running like a fugitive)
I had to run like a fugitive just to save the life I live
I'm gonna be Iron like a Lion in Zion (repeat)
Iron Lion Zion, Iron Lion Zion, Iron Lion Zion
Iron like a Lion in Zion, Iron like a Lion in Zion
Iron like a Lion in Zion
   comment by Mariana (#35) on November 28, 2005

   

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