Battle of Wits 2006

Congratulations to Bryan for winning the last Battle of Wits about that Amber Alert thing. He wins a 90 gram Vachon lemon pie.

This week's Battle of Wits:

Write an attack ad.
80 words max.

Example:

Chrisdye's barber Sergio promised a good haircut. But what do the people think?
SECRETARY: "It looks like a haircut for a 4-year-old boy."
ATTRACTIVE WOMAN: "Ugh, what happened?"
LAWYER: "I guess your barber has a good sense of humour."
Let Sergio know that this time, the joke's on him. It's time to cut back on Sergio.

Winner receives post-it notes. Results announced January 23.




Posted by chrisdye on January 10, 2006 with category tags of

2 comments
Well, if no one else is going to enter, allow me to laugh at my own jokes:

In the past three years, murders have skyrocketed. Looters have rampaged. Tourists have been kidnapped. The elderly are afraid to go outside.

Where has our president been? In a hole. Hiding.

Saddam. The absent president.

[Brought to you by the Committee Against Re-electing Saddam by 99.999% of the vote]

   comment by chrisdye (#15) on January 12, 2006

He says he can save you money, but his bills tell a different story (Globe and Mail, January 14).

He says he stands for values, but everywhere he goes he leaves a trail of drunken promiscuity (National Post, December 28)

He says he'll clean up Ottawa, but Ottawa is already pretty freakin' tidy (Ottawa Tourist Board, December 12).

So this election day, ask yourself:

Can One Metre Beer really go the distance?
   comment by goodladd (#144) on January 14, 2006

   

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