Valentines!

My Valentinr - vyxle
Get your own valentinr

Blahblahblah commercialism, blahblahblah! It's a holiday that celebrates chocolate, and that's something I can get behind! Now, I know most of you boys probably don't want to go professing your sentiments to each other for fear of sounding "gay," but just think--now's your chance to to tell each other that immortal sentiment:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you were a woman,
I wouldn't date you!

Posted by alice on January 31, 2007 with category tags of

5 comments
I'm pretty sure the boys who read this have no problem seeming gay. Didn't Marc and Vinny date?
   comment by Mariana (#35) on February 1, 2007

Why do you always have to bring up painful memories, Mariana? Why?! Now I have to compensate by having another baby... Way to go.
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on February 1, 2007

Nobody wants to have a crappy Valentine-off?

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I slept with your sister,
And peed in your shoe.
   comment by alice (#60) on February 2, 2007

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Your pony was pretty,
But now it is glue

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joo

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Ok, hot shot,
What do you do?

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I heart NY
9/11 was poo

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Marc is so hot
And Gil is a jew

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
One final baby
And then I am through

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Stable regime?
Oh no, a coup!

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I slept with your sister
I thought she was you
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on February 2, 2007


Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Kissing me gives
Avian Bird Flu.

Roses are Red,
Violets Are Blue,
How 'bout a helpin'
of my hot baby stew?

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I just read what I wrote
One word: Eww.
   comment by Gbrowdy (#55) on February 2, 2007

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