Dear Universe, II

Posted by vinny9 on May 23, 2007 with category tags of overheard new york

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Hobo putting hand on Justin Timberlake look-alike's shoulder: Oh, shit! It's Justin Timberlake, everybody! Look-alike: Uh, what? Tourist teenybopper: Can I have your autograph, please? Look-alike: I'm not Justin Timberlake. Tourist teenybopper: But you are. Hobo, to look-alike: Dude, you work with me here, okay? We'll do business. [To train] Ten bucks for Justin Timberlake's autograph, everyone! For 20 bucks he'll dance for you. Tourist teenybopper: I have five dollars... Hobo: We're in business! Look-alike: I'm going to kill you. Hobo, to look-alike: Damn, this is the best plan I've ever come up with! Except for the time I tried to sell Lindsay Lohan's piss for 20 bucks. Well, it was actually my own piss. I think God put me on this Earth to fuck with people. --4 train    → comment by vinny9 (#33) on May 29, 2007 GUY TALKING TO HIS MATH HOMEWORK: How many ways is it possible to do this wrong? ... Oh, you're going to be a parabola now? Well, fuck you!    → comment by goodladd (#144) on October 21, 2007 Stoner: I'm telling you, they need another statue! Friend #1: Why? Stoner: Because when the apocalypse comes and there's all the radiation, the Statue of Liberty is going to come to life! Friend #2: So? Stoner: Sooo, she's going to need someone to get it on with! --Morton & Hudson, West Village    → comment by vinny9 (#33) on December 16, 2007

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