Musn't... Pun... New York Times stoops low, publishes article on puns.
Obviously the writer has never witnessed a game of 187.
187 Op-Ed Contributors walk into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The Op-Ed Contributors reply, "Why? Just because we love Op-Eds? It's not like we're a pedophile (read: Op-Ed-ophile)!"
Ugh.
6 comments | 187 Op-ed contributors walk into a bar, the bartender says, "we don't serve essayists here," and the Op-ed contributors say, "we don't write essays, though, we write op-eds." And the bartender replies, "I don't care what you column!" | | |
| 187 op-ed contributors walk into a bar, the bartender says, "we don't serve writers here," and the Op-ed contributors say, "we didn't write it, we pundit!" | | |
187 op-ed contributors walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The contributors angrily claim, "That's discrimination! Didn't all of the bar owners around here sign an anti-discrimination pledge?"
The bartender says, "No, this bar has op-ed out of it."
187 op-ed contributors walk into a bar. The bartender ignores them and goes straight to serving the sports writers and comics illustrators standing behind them.
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187 op-ed contributors walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The Op-ed contirubtors say "why not?". The Bartehnder says "because I don't know what an Op-ed contributor is so I have no funny pun to say".
Seriously, whats an Op-ed contributor? | | |
| It's somebody who writes about Stalin. | | |
| It's what we call Ed *during* the sex change operation. | | |
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