Apples 2 Apples: Pointless

Pointless:

"serving no useful purpose"
"having no excuse for being"
"without rhyme or reason"

Posted by stretch on July 19, 2009 with category tags of

13 comments
the human appendix
   comment by anonymous on July 20, 2009

solar-powered flashlights
   comment by anonymous on July 20, 2009

new pencils
   comment by anonymous on July 20, 2009

The Colbert Report when it first came out
   comment by anonymous on July 20, 2009

The 2009-10 Maple Leafs after their first six games
   comment by anonymous on July 21, 2009

Amnesty International
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on July 22, 2009

Teaching Vinny to post anonymously


Bam!
   comment by anonymous (#72) on July 22, 2009

Thanks, Maryam.
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on July 23, 2009

priceless.
   comment by anonymous on July 24, 2009

(oh that was me, maryam. I guess I finally got it right!)
   comment by anonymous on July 24, 2009

Oranges
   comment by anonymous on July 25, 2009

Good show everyone. So many different ways to take this.

In ascending order of those most appealing to me:

solar-powered flashlights: I think they're pretty clever actually
the Colbert Report when it first came out: sure, he's never shut down a CNN show, but he did interview O'Reilly.
The human appendix: culling the herd, that's what its for
Amnesty International: strongly worded letters sent to tyrants and dictators? It does seem a bit useless.
Oranges: fruit does seem pointless, but is the orange really more pointless than a durian? Oh, wait, it is.
The 2009-10 Maple Leafs after their first six games: they won't serve their own purpose, but i think we'll all feel better if Toronto's hockey team has another dismal year
New Pencils: Because they're not sharpened! Now i get it! Good, but not as good as...

Teaching Vinny to post anonymously: special double irony award to Maryam for anonymously pointing out Vinny's lack of anonymity, then pipping back in to take full credit for the burn. Well met.
   comment by stretch (#87) on July 26, 2009

YES!! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

Green Card coming up soon....

I WIN!!!
   comment by Maryam on July 27, 2009

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