Apples to Apples: Dispensable

Green Card: Dispensable

1. Not essential; unimportant: dispensable items of personal property.
2. Capable of being dispensed, administered, or distributed.
3. Subject to dispensation, as a vow or church law.


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Posted by Maryam on July 31, 2009 with category tags of

25 comments
Pez
   comment by anonymous on August 1, 2009

Damn! I was going to say ed hardy scarves!
   comment by goodladd (#144) on August 1, 2009

advice
   comment by anonymous on August 2, 2009

God
   comment by anonymous on August 2, 2009

condoms
   comment by anonymous on August 2, 2009

Marriage Certificates
   comment by anonymous (#87) on August 3, 2009

pants
   comment by anonymous on August 3, 2009

poop
   comment by anonymous on August 3, 2009

Mattress Tags
   comment by anonymous on August 6, 2009

Tuberculosis Vaccines
   comment by anonymous on August 9, 2009

ok here is my judgement. Sorry if it's late but here we are...

Ugg boots/ed hardy stuff-- This one is last because I don't like Uggs and I did not know what ed hardy stuff are (do appreciate links though).

Mattress Tags-- Always keep mine on and always will.

God-- God is non-existent, one cannot dispense something that doesn't exist.

Condoms-- true that they are very dispensable... but I feel like ranking it higher might send the wrong message...

Marriage certificate-- ooof in this day and age, don't get me started.

Advice--yeah my grandma dispenses those as if they were:

Pez-- very dispensable indeed. I liked it, but not as much as I like:

Poop-- I like poop.

Tuberculosis Vaccines-- I like this one for three reasons. One, it is true that vaccines are dispensed. Two, the TB vaccines especially, are kinda shady in their effectiveness so they are dispensable on that second level. And three, I will assume that whoever wrote this remembered that I did my undergrad honours on BCG vaccines and so this answer was taylor-made for me. I like that.

But the winner is definitely pants.
   comment by Maryam (#72) on August 9, 2009

Aww, man! It TOTALLY was tailor-made for you! I almost had it...
   comment by Gbrowdy (#55) on August 10, 2009

If it's pants, the winner's got to be Quasar!
   comment by Bryan (#22) on August 10, 2009

Sorry Gil, You did almost have it. But then I thought about Pants more deeply. And I thought about how the world would be a better place for me if pants were more dispensable. So I just had to give it to pants.

So you guys think it's Dustin then? well, Dustin, is it you?
   comment by Maryam (#72) on August 11, 2009

I think it's funny that we all independently assume that Dustin answered pants. I did too.
   comment by goodladd (#144) on August 16, 2009

no pants here

!!!
   comment by dustin (#1) on August 16, 2009

what?!?! Then who did it!?!?! Or do you mean you are not wearing pants as you write that comment?
   comment by Maryam (#72) on August 17, 2009

Well, if no one's going to own up to pants, Dustin should start the next round anyway since we all assumed it was him.
   comment by anonymous on August 17, 2009

I agree.
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on August 17, 2009

Really? You don't think it should go to the clear runner up? I mean, she liked it for THREE reasons! And the runner up has stepped forward proudly, not held up the process like a coward!
   comment by Gbrowdy (#55) on August 17, 2009

Yeah I am going to agree with Gil. If Pants doesn't come forward in the next 24 hours, Gil should post.
   comment by Maryam (#72) on August 17, 2009

It was me.

Pants! Who needs pants? I certainly don't.
   comment by One metre beer on August 17, 2009

Pants seems like it could also be an Alex answer. I say we give the next round to Alex whether he likes it or not.
   comment by goodladd (#144) on August 18, 2009

You are right, Alex is a potential candidate. However, I already delegated to the runner-up. Gil, post away!... bah! I'll just tell him when I get home (he is visiting!!)
   comment by Maryam (#72) on August 20, 2009

Sorry, it'weren't me neither. Could just be some anonymous stranger...
   comment by Alex (#118) on August 21, 2009

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