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Inspired by SNLCharacters:
Henry
Lisa
male Club Owner
Janitor
Opening
(The scene opens up to Henry and Lisa laughing together)
Henry & Lisa:AHHAAAHHAH!
Club Owner: 5 minutes till closing time!!
Henry: WOW! is it really that late. I had no idea. Time went by so fast!
Lisa: I know! it was so much fun. I never want it to end.
Henry: It doesn't have to. Want to come to my place for a drink or something?
Lisa: Sure id like that.
(At the same time that lisa gets her coat the club owner puts his lights back on. Henry looks up to see Lisa in the light and notices that she looks like a man)
Henry: Lisa?
Lisa: yeah?
Henry: uh...... Excuse me! EXCUSE ME! Could you put the lights back off man!
Club Owner: im closing!
Henry: yes I know.. i know ...but for like just 3 minutes. 3 MINUTES!!
Club owner: ok ok!
(lights back off...Lisa looks stunning)
Henry: so where were we?
Lisa: Well you were inviting me to ur place!
Henry: oh yeah baby! let me help you with ur coat.
(He helps her put on her coat she turns around so he can put it on. The lights turn on and she turns around look like an ugly man/ape again)
Henry: AHHH!! I said 3 MINUTES!!!
Club owner: i need them on now!
Henry: PLEASE!! Just wait until I leave!!!!!
Club owner: ok fine ok!
(ligts are off and lisa turns hot again. They gather their stuff. share a kiss and leave. After they have left the club owner turns on the lights again)
(janitor walks in mopping the floors and Club owner is wiping the table. Janitor is a ugly black man.)
Janitor: looked like some people were partyin hard. I love to party too. Clubs make me horny.
Club owner: oh yeah!
(club owner turns off lights and turns to janitor. The janitor is now JLO and they start making out on the counters)
| Posted by sweet_tart26 on December 18, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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