The Israeli Elections
When a country has been mired in strife for so long, they are bound to look for new solutions.[the scene is a political rally. There is a big cheering crowd with confetti]
reporter: I'm here reporting on the Israeli national elections from the headquarters of the Sho'ower party. The official results have just been released and it's a startling upset.
Now, let's go live to the new Prime Minister.
[show the stage of the convention, where a goat has taken the podium]
Reporter: [yells out] what's your plan for dealing with the Palestinians?
Goat: Baa!!
[the crowd gives a standing ovation]
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