Battle of Wits #5

Posted by chrisdye on March 15, 2004 with category tags of battle of wits

11 comments

Bishop thanks Heaven for Little Boys Does it have to relate to one particular news story?    → comment by Mariana (#35) on March 15, 2004 wow. an upset. (alex can share my chips.) thanks! btw, chris, that example is absolutely astonishingly awful (and therefore v. good). ditto for you, mariana. ye gads.    → comment by Sean (#34) on March 16, 2004 Carpenter Nailed    → comment by vinny9 (#33) on March 16, 2004 Atmosphere: 7, Columbia: 0    → comment by vinny9 (#33) on March 16, 2004 I can't stop. These are just for me. My first one is my only official entry. -Two Towers Too Scoured -German Soap Sales Heating Up Here's one I actually saw online: -Lesbians Pound Bush for Marriage    → comment by vinny9 (#33) on March 16, 2004 Chris- "last week" is an interesting turn of phrase Sean- Congratulations! Vinny- so tactless! imagery of pounding bush soo painful!    → comment by Mariana (#35) on March 16, 2004 Thanks, Sean. I'm still working on step 1.    → comment by Alex (#118) on March 16, 2004 Hotel patrons in Iraq having a Blast    → comment by Reverend_Jerry (#40) on March 17, 2004 A future headline: Chris Dye? It's done    → comment by dustin (#1) on March 18, 2004 Yeah, I didn't make this one up, but I saw it earlier: Zombies Push Jesus Out of the Box Office (Dawn of the Dead vs. The Passion)    → comment by alice (#60) on March 21, 2004 Perfectly Good Jacket Ruined, Jacqueline Kennedy initially I was thinking: Kennedy, King, Lennon: You've Been Punked! I remember reading an interview with one of the guys for the onion about a rejected headline for the 9-11 issue: "America stronger than ever, say Quadragon officials"    → comment by Alex (#118) on March 22, 2004