Hmmm....Indeed

Robert Rankinesque Story Thingy That?s Very Crap

?Hello?

?Hi?

?Can I have a minute of your time??

?Yes, here you go?

?Thank you. Now my watch is at the right time, I lost a minute earlier when I went for a piss. "Can I ask you some questions??
?No?

?Thank you. How old are you??

?I said ?No??

?What?s that in numbers??

?Look you moron, I said ?No??

?Sir, I?m afraid I can?t count that high?

?How dare you, I?m not a sir. I?m a Prof?

?Oh, I do apologise sir?

?I?ll cut off your head?

?I?m sure you will sir, now, how old are you??

?Old enough to get respect you young whippersnapper you?

?This story isn?t going anywhere, is it??

?No?

?Oh well, the author has just magically turned you into a beautiful naked woman?

?So he has, I have nice tits?

?Yes, you do?

?Get your hands off ?em?

?Sorry sir?

?Ma?am?

?Oh yes, ma?am, sorry sir?

(Cuts off his head)

?Bloody men?

?Quite?

?Who are you??

?I?m an irrelevant passer-by here to make an awful joke about how he is actually a bloody man now you?ve cut off his head?

?Get on with it then?

?No?

?Why the hell not??

?I?m fascinated by your lovely tits?

?So?s the author?

?He?s a pervert, I?m a lesbian, let?s have lesbian sex?
(they have lesbian sex)

?That was nice?

?No it wasn?t, I lied, I?m not an irrelevant passer-by, I?m your wife?

?I?m married??

?Yes?

?Oh, ok then. That explains why I have a ring on my finger?

?Can I kiss your ring??

?Ooh, good innuendo there. That author really is a pervert?

?I quite agree. Let?s have sex again, but with a banana?

?I quit?

?You can?t quit, the author created you, if you quit you don?t exist?

?I don?t care, I want a carrot, I?m afraid of the colour yellow?

(They have lesbian sex again, with a carrot)

?Oh look, you?re a redhead?

?No I?m not?

?No, you?re not, but you do have red hair?

?How dare you, it?s strawberry blonde?

?Would you like some cream on your strawberries. I hate this perverted author?

?Sorry dear? I wasn?t paying attention, apart from to your lovely tits?

?They are lovely, aren?t they??

?Yes, can I touch them??

?Oh, go on then. Damn you author?

9 comments

Dialogues between G W Bush and Colin Powell
	→ comment by TheOtherJudgeJudy (#66) on March 20, 2003

Bush "hey pal, I don't know nuthin 'bout these camel jacks and I don't care how you do it, I want this camel-war over and done with before this Sunday coz I want to watch the Oscar Ceremony"
	→ comment by TheOtherJudgeJudy (#66) on March 20, 2003

hmm, me formatting mcuked up, most of those question marks are supposed to be quotes.....oops
	→ comment by muzthe42nd (#65) on March 20, 2003

Also, I think that it would be a good idea to write out who is saying what. Even without the extra ?'s its difficult to keep track of the characters.
	→ comment by Chronomorph (#11) on March 21, 2003

You definitely need to put the name of the speaker before the dialog they say. It's almost impossible to follow as is. You are forced to preview your skit at least once before submitting it. I don't know how you didn't see all the ??????????????????s. Jeez.
	→ comment by dustin (#1) on March 26, 2003

It worked in MS word, so when i uploaded the html code, i was too lazy to check
	→ comment by muzthe42nd (#65) on March 27, 2003

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	→ comment by anonymous on April 5, 2003

You were right, it isn't the best work you've done... are you all kids here? This once again was childish and sophomoric.
	→ comment by anonymous on June 27, 2003, Rated it 1

it was childish, but I wrote it for my audience, which was a group of 16 year old guys (hey, I get bored at school, I like their praise). I have written better things, but they are less like skits. If you care, you can check them out at http://www.mytbc.co.uk/witterings
	→ comment by muzthe42nd (#65) on June 27, 2003