matt_mal blog @ Vorg http://vorg.ca/~matt_mal All items Copyright 2001-2004 by their respective authors en-us https://vorg.ca/491-TLC-New-Show The Learning Channel’s new show: While you were mourning

(Overview / narrated to still photos of cheap remodel projects)

1 Designer
1 carpenter
and a hit man all add up to TLC’s latest smash hit: While you were mourning.

Our crew assassinates a loved one and while you are at the funeral remodels a room in your house on a budget of $20.00.

(Skit pick’s up with Ken returning)

Jan: Honey I am in the bedroom

Ken: It was so sad I think I cried the whole weekend I wish you could have been there for me but that big meeting… Wait who are all these people?

Jan: Ken this is Bob the designer and Jim the carpenter and… While you were mourning.

Ken: You mean this was all for a show?

Bob: Yep

Ken: So everyone was in on it?

Bob: Yep

Ken: So my Nana is not dead?

Bob: No we killed her. (said a matter of factly)

Ken: You killed my Nana?

Bob: But look at this new lamp you have. (piece of junk wooden monstrosity)

Ken: Lamp? A lamp? Nana… (Ken breaks down)

Bob: I think he liked it. Oh well for Jan, Jim and Ken this is Bob wrapping up another episode of While you were mourning. Bye bye
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