My favorite check song
Writing bad checks. It's not just a hobby it's an art form.I love to write a bad check every now and then
And maybe later on I’ll write a bad check again…
If you forgot how
Then I’ll show you right now
Just take ‘ya a pen and you scribble like this
I’m here to tell ‘ya writing bad-checks is bliss.
Ain’t nothing as good in life as writin’ these bad-checks
And I don’t really care about my credit history it wrecks
I love ‘em so much, Gonna move me to Check-o-slavakia
And score me some bitches with that knock-knee. huh
I know I told yas before but its important ya don’t forget
Cause if you know how to write ‘em, up until you get caught you’re set
Wanna write a bad-check and ya don’t know how
Well here then I’ll show you all right now
Just get yourself a blank-check like this
Then take a pen to it and scribble some fucking shit
This is how we write bad-checks for us
Go on and jump on the bad-check party bus
Then the bank trys to block me huh
They go and say no more bad-checks for ‘ya
Itz too bad cause writing bad-checks can be fun as hell
Cause when it comes to writing bad-checks I do it well
Just cause the account is empty don’t mean it’s done
In fact that’s the perfect time to have some bad-check fun
You don’t have to be special to write yourself a bad-check
It’s easy as eating a chunk of cow
You say you want to write some bad-checks but ya don’t remember how
Got yourself a minute here and I’ll show ‘ya right now
Just get yourself a blank-check like this
Then take a pen to it and scribble some fucking shit
Teller says: “Fifty dollar service charge”… My fucking ass!
Told ‘em to go fuck themselves and hit the fucking gas
Going over your account balance well it happens pretty fast
I’m just happy I could write some bad-checks at last
Just when you think its all done I write a bad check again
Sometimes I think bad-checks are my best friend.
Aint nothing in life ‘good as writing a bad check like this
That’s why when I die I’m going to heaven to live in bad-check bliss
Who care’s about ripping of schucks for a bad-check or two
People call ‘em schmucks man you know how they do
Aint nothing wrong with writin’ a bad-check or two
Just remember what your parents said you ought to
Don’t do nothing bad unless you won’t get caught
Well that wont happen here but it’s a fuckin’ thought
(slows to a talk if was being sung)
Just gotta go and get a checking account
Man its a lot of fun so don’t miss out
| Posted by trckands on November 14, 2004 with category tags of music |
Written by trckands
| Jake Thebeau I've been comming up with funny stuff recently in a wave, things that I've been able to turn into a skit, ad, or song, I've been coming up with stuff and the funnies are still coming steadily. |
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