Adventures in hitting on chicks.
I saw this girl who had a shaved head accept for bangs. She's one of those girls who can pull it off and still look good. Against my friends advice I told/asked her "Nice bangs. Want anymore?" She said she appreciated the comment but no.Advice:
I witnessed a girl who was saying her pants makes her butt look big. What to do in this situation: First say "They make it look just right". Second say "No wait a second maybe I need to get a better grip on the situation I should get a closer look." As you head toward her pretend that some dust got in your eyes and turn your head away from the girl but keep heading that way with hands out saying "Where is I cant see it." Until......
Or..........
Say "I think the perfect solution would be to get you out of those pants right away. In fact you shouldn't even have to go all the way home. I know a motel near by where I could take you, and get you out of those terrible pants. And if at all possible you could get into my pants."
| Posted by trckands on September 10, 2004 with category tags of Weblog |
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