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Monday night I went and picked up my friends. We hopped back on the highway and saw Christine in her car and some other car come up behind us. I don't know where the first one came from but the birds(There must have been a broken bliker on on of the cars cause everyone was using hand signals)were flying from our car to theirs and back again. It probably could've been considered an entire flock of birds.The next night.... I went to pick up my friend again. We monchonged onto the highway and we saw her car again. I gave her the monchong salute as we passed her. Then wendsday As I pulled into Work's parking lot I had to swerve to avoid hitting her car. Then I came up with this Idea. I think our cars are trying to bang. I don't know if it's because there (Pissed) Pistons. Or if its because one thinks the other one needs a jump. If they bump on the street it's because they're like: "It's your Assphault." "No its your Assphault." Because they love to share with each other.
This is how cars share their feelings....(car speak). If her car stalls next to mine it's saying: "Be still my heart." When my car's window is down(Wind(oh) Down) it's saying "You take my breath away." I seriously think somethings going on 'cause when I use the clutch around her car; my car's been kinda jerky.
Catoon: (Picture of a mom walking her little son in a parking lot, The boy is point at one car getting ontop of another. The car getting on top is saying "Vrrrm!")
Boy: (pointing at the scene) "Mommy is that the demolition derby?"
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Mom: (Covering up the boy's eyes with her hand and reaching to turn him away) "Honey dont' look at that.
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| Posted by trckands on September 26, 2004 with category tags of Weblog |
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Written by trckands
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