Dirty Laundry
So Guy walks into the laundryroom on a really hot girl on a hot day, He walks in on a hot La-day if you will.Guy: Hi, How you doing?
Girl: Alright.
Guy: You stay here?
Girl: Yeah. You?
Guy: Yeah. So did you always stay here?
Girl: No I came from Jackson, Indiana
{Since she talks while he thinks, we need these///// to indicate her speaking is coinciding with his thinking. The person talking’s voice has to be lower than the person thinking’s. The person talking does not stop while the other person is thinking. The lines are for the talking/thinking coincide}
(You start to hear him think while she’s talking)
///// Girl: Yeah it’s a small town about ten thousand or so. Really nice area. They’ve got a great town fair. This is kinda funny, but they have this float… and every year we help design the float
(He starts shifting,messing with his T-shirt it’s kinda sweaty)
Guy: (thinking)-Man this Tee. Gosh this shirt is really sticking to me. Man this heat really gives this Tee some great adhesive properties. But for real though, I feel like I’m at the driving range I’m ready to tee-off
Guy: That’s great I’m in set construction.
Girl: That’s awesome (She taps him. He kinda brushes her hand as it returns to her)
(She smiles and pause. –She liked what he did. They turn to do their laundry, As they throw there stuff in, he’s thinking)
Guy: (Thinking)-Her shirt’s nice and clean(looks at her) maybe I could get her to trade me right now. Hers is a lot cleaner, and I wouldn’t mind seeing her tee-off.
Guy: (Thinking) And my armpits aren’t helping the smell of this thing any, they could be considered a weapon. It’s like I’m walking around all day with a loaded weapon like some kind of gangster or something. I bet I could convince her to trade shirts with me if I stuck this armpit up by her face. I’ll make her an offer she can’t refuse. ‘Cause my armpit smells like refuse. (that means trash. You probably know that already.})
Guy: So you stay with your boyfriend?
Girl: No, I haven’t found one,…. Its kinda like I’m looking for someone but--- part time. If you know what I mean. It’s like I wanna keep my life the way it is I just wanna have like a couple hours a day or every other day even. Just like to think that I could spend some time with someone. You know? I still got that desire for human affection. But you say you’re into theatre? That’s cool, Hey maybe you could take me to a play sometime.
Guy: (this part becomes background talk for more of his thinking) Sure damn I know the perfect one there’s this one about A gambler with a lust for social work He’s helping give people another chance at a decent life. I haven’t seen it but one of my buddies said it’s a very engaging atmosphere. It’s a closed circular theatre with about 76 six seats. It’s a really neat arrangement. You can see their faces so much better. It’s like your right there watching the action up close and personal.( she’s digging him ……starts getting closer pretending that its because she’s interested in what he’s saying)
(Now he’s thinking over his own talking(see above dialog)) “
Guy: (thinking) "Damn she’s laying down the law , and the way she looks is making me wanna lay her down. “No taking up too much of the others time”, She’s making out like she’s looking for an outlet to release her desire to show someone else affection. She’s handing out affection, well I never quite made it onto the football team, maybe this is my time to be a receiver."
Girl: Hey I got couple of hours to kill, You wanna do something for a while?
Guy: Yeah I got some DVDs I just got.-- 'haven’t even seen ‘em yet…. Wanna check one out with me?
Girl: Sure let’s go.
( They start walking)
Guy: So later on you wanna go to the city?
Girl: What city?
Guy: Make out city.
Girl: (thinking) I could handle that.
Girl: Yeah we could drive through there if you want.
(Next day in the laundry room again)
Guy: Hey how you doing?
Girl: Good. Haven’t seen you since Tuesday. Yeah good movie though I’m glad you took me to see it.
Guy: Sure any time. You think you might wanna check one out today?
(Darkness in the room now, she is frozen. The light is on him he is frozen, in a position of placing things into the laundry machine.)
Guy: (Thinking) "It’s been a couple days. Yeah we went to the city allright, But we never quite made it downtown. If it could work; the chick is awesome, not all… “I need your time.” and “When you don’t call it means you don’t care.” My life is already like a fudge sundae. I’m just looking for that cherry on top. I want my life to retain its original flavor. I just want to be able to take that one bite and get the cherry taste."
Guy: Or maybe we could go check out one of those bands playing at the festival this weekend.
Girl: Oh yeah.
Guy: Yeah me and my buddies were gonna go down there and check it out. You could go with us. Or may be me and you could go by ourselves one day.
Girl: (walks to him thinking) "I like the way he’s not up in my face just …….suggestive."
Guy: Or night(He’s talking in a really smooth voice. When he says that it’s got a deeper tone to it)
Girl: (She gets her voice real cool sounding slightly hot, but you can tell that she’s digging him by the way she looks more than how she sounds. She’s looking a bit deeper into his eyes is how I’d describe it) Oh yeah?
Girl: I think I’ll take you up on both your offers. I wanna see that other movie, even though we may get into a habit of not watching any movie in it’s entirety. (finger on his stomach)
{Black out}
{They are by his door now. She leans into him. As he moves to unlock the door she leans off into the wall. Then she slowly comes at him}
Guy: (Just as he unlocks the door he turns to her): I got two things to say to you. Come with me.
End
| Posted by trckands on November 14, 2004 with category tags of Weblog |
Written by trckands
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