Manhunt Montreal
1st Chapter of Manhunt hits Montreal - Saturday April 22nd, 5pmMeeting at the little hut in Carre St. Louis, corner of Prince Arthur and Laval st.
Have you ever dreamed of hunting down your friends? Hurtling over urban waste, hobos, broken toothbrushes and that pack of six you threw out your balcony last Thursday and meant to pick up last night but were too drunk? Grabbing onto the back of their scrawny necks and screaming 'HA! I GOT YOU!' as if you were six years old? Of course you have!
The wait is over!
This is a game of hide and seek - much like the game of cops and robbers you may have played as a child:
1) All players receive a highly visible ARMBAND which they wear on their right arm. This is so that you don't confuse players with pedestrians. Attacking pedestrians is an automatic OUT of the game. (Even though we may slap you on the back later. That’s your own business.)
2) Everybody is given two minutes to hide, be it behind garbage dumps, in the trees or inside the Square St. Louis' fountain with your brother Jimmy's scuba gear.
3) There is a chosen hunter - it is his or her job to find your sorry ass.
4) Once he or she grabs onto your sorry ass - firmly, but not sexually (it is important that it is not sexual, that is a completely different game) - you become one of the hunters.
5) You can hide for a total of 60 minutes. After that everyone must return to the rendezvous point.
6) The winners are allowed to strut as if they were James Bond or Nancy Drew. Suits and patterned dresses are allowed.
7) Important: Should you be chased or run out of the designated area, you become one of the hunters! STAY INSIDE.
8)Going inside stores, restaurants, cafes or any area that is not within the public sector is prohibited. This is an outdoor event, and not only is hiding inside like a mangy dog completely dishonorable, it will also have a number of shop owners playing their own game of 'catch those armbanded infidels!'
The rules are fairly simple. It's not rocket science. If you want to strategize with other hunters or huntees it is up to you. It is a game of skill, of athleticism and honor.
This game will be played within the confines of St. Laurent, Pine, St. Denis and Prince Arthur. St. Louis Square is included.
After the game there will be a party of incomparable magnitude at the house of Phil and Adair - the hosters of this game and various other events of even greater repute. Bring your own booze, your friends, your winnings and the remains of the weakest pedestrian.
RSVP! We need to know how many armbands are needed. Like seriously RSVP, not like 'Oh yea! Is that today?' People of such ilk will receive cheap armbands and will be accordingly laughed at like the sissies you are. Seriously. R S V P.
Phil and Adair
Please email me to RSVP
| Posted by LePhil on April 11, 2006 with category tags of Montreal |
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