Joey Fontaine's Megamall

This is my send up of the over-the-top car dealership commercials you hear on the radio.

To hear how it turned out for myself, you can download the mp3 at: http://www.distortedview.com/vault.shtml

Hope you guys enjoy it :)

CAST:
Announcer
Joy Fontaine

THE SKIT:

ANNOUNCER: No Credit!? Slow Credit?! IT DOESN'T MATTER!

(Explosion)

(Hard Rock Music Bed Starts Playing in background)

ANNOUNCER: At Joey Fontaine's Megamall dealership, WE'LL give YOU the credit YOU deserve! New, used, and pre-owned. Miles and miles of INVENTORY.

(Explosion)

ANNOUNCER: Huffy. Schwinn. Mongoose. WE'VE got the bicycles YOU want - all under factory invoice! All at Joey Fontaine's Bicycle Megamall!

(Explosion)

(Hard Rock Music is replaced with an infomercial-esque bed)

JOEY: I'm Joey Fontaine. I want to put YOU on the seat of a new bicycle. Tricycles, training wheels, ten-speeds, mountain bikes. We've got it all! What are you waiting for? Come on down to Joey Fontaines Bicycle Megamall. You've got nothing to lose! We've got award winning service and a staff that's friendly but won't pressure you. It's Joey Fontaines Mega-Mall! Come on down. Buy a bike.

(Explosion

(Hard Rock resumes)

ANNOUNCER: Joey Fontaine's Bicycle Mega-Mall. We won't be undersold! Come visit the number one bicycle Mega-Mall in the Mid-West. Joey Fontaine's Bicycle Mega-Mall. 3 Miles west of Vineland Avenue. Right past the Krispy Kreme. Joey Fontaine's Bicycle Mega-Mall! Remember our promise to you:

(Back to infomercial-ish music)

JOEY: We've got bicycles and we want to sell them to you. So come on by and buy a bicycle. Please. Buy one of my bicycles.

(Explosion)

(Hard Rock resumes)

ANNOUNCER: Joey Fontaines Bicycle Megamall!

Posted by Dweezil2000 on June 7, 2003 with category tags of Skit

4 comments
It makes me think of Spatula City from UHF (the Weird-Al movie). The mp3 was well done, but it didn't really make me laugh.
→ comment by dustin (#1) on June 10, 2003, Rated it 1

it has potential. needs more work
→ comment by anonymous on June 13, 2003, Rated it 2

You've set the platform up well halfway through but you need to break it. It's played too straight. Surprise the audience with something they don't see coming. Exaggerate, take a strange turn, something. You gotta go somewhere with it.
→ comment by vinny9 (#33) on June 25, 2003, Rated it 2

My real name is Joey Fontaine
→ comment by Joey Fontaine on April 24, 2008, Rated it 3

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