If I had that app, it would tell me something like: Nearest tube station: Beckton Direction: West north-west Distance: 313 km.
It kind of reminds me of the instructions I got from the GPS system in my German rental car: "Turn right onto THE AUTOBAHN. Make a U-turn where possible."
To some lay persons, "infinite monkeys" and "infinitely many monkeys" may be synonymous; to mathematicians, the former is incorrect because each monkey individually is finite.
- Derrick Coetzee, mathematician[quote database]