Dear Diary
September 19, 2003I may well be the first vegetarian dog. Master has tried feeding me all manner of foods and as a last resort he bought me a vegetarian brand from an all-natural store. It's called "Ethicanine". Sounds like a restricted chemical, if you ask me.
I was starving to the point where Cat's food began to look appetizing but I held my ground. A more wretched meal could not be imagined than regular dog food. Ignorance is truly bliss.
Ethicanine ("The food of choice for dogs of conscience". I kid you not.) tastes a little like my old food and a lot like that leaking battery I once ate. But at least I sleep well at night.
Well, I would if it didn't feel like a flaming razor blade was having a grand mal in my intestines.
Rover
| Posted by vinny9 on September 19, 2003 with category tags of Weblog |
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