Who Married Moses Dance Party
Pretty self-explanatory, I think.[Scene: a dance party. Various young people are dancing; a DJ is off to the side, playing disco music. DJ speaks into microphone]
DJ: Yo, we got music in da house!
Dancers: Wooo!
[Girl with microphone appears, dancing while speaking]
Announcer girl: Hi everyone, welcome to the "Who Married Moses Dance Party".
Everybody give a hand to DJ Master Percolator!
Dancers: Wooo!
Announcer Girl: Now let's hear "I Heart your Heart" from Ablyss!
Dancers: Wooo!
[DJ plays song, while everyone dances. Throughout the next three minutes, the Announcer Girl, while dancing, points the microphone at various dancers, waiting at least two bars between each question.]
Announcer Girl: Who married Moses?
[Dancer #1 shrugs shoulders]
Announcer Girl: Who married Moses?
Dancer #2: Uhhh, Sarah?
Announcer Girl: [shakes her head and looks slightly disappointed, dances away, then asks someone else] Who married Moses?
Dancer 3: I dunno.
Dancer 4: Me?
Announcer Girl: [frustrated, then back to cheerful] Who married Moses?
Dancer 5: Zipporah, daughter of Jethro?
Announcer Girl: That's right!!!
Dancers: Wooo!
Announcer Girl: Well, that's all for now, tune in next week for more "Who Married Moses Dance Party!"
[Everyone continues dancing]
FIN.
| Posted by McImprov on January 24, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
Written by McImprov
| The McGill Improv Troupe! geocities.com/mcimprov |
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