Lousy SuperClubVideotron

It's the sequel to The Mummy Returns

[A large figure, wrapped in bandages, his rotting flesh barely visible on uncovered patches of skin walks into a Super Club Videotron]

Clerk:
Hey dude,

[The mummy groans and puts a DVD case on the counter]

Clerk:
Sorry dude, it’s 7:15, after 7 you have to pay an extra three dollars.

[The mummy groans angrily]

Clerk:
Don’t rag on me old man, I don’t make the rules.

[The mummy groans one more time, he palms the clerks head with his ghastly hand and the clerk crumples to ash]

[the mummy walks out, pauses just outside and groans again. We see his hideous face in a moment of indescision. He walks back in and unhappily puts three dollars on the DVD, which we now see is Carebears the movie]

Posted by Reverend_Jerry on January 30, 2003 with category tags of

   

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