Please read - this issue is important.
An open letter to the people of the World. Please use all avenues of promotion of this campaign, including rather pointless web sites proporting to contain comedy.Yours Alistair Patterson, head of the British Wing of The people for the Enforcement of World Peace.
18th of March 2004.
An open letter to the purple of the World,
In Bonn today the first international meeting for the enforcement of world peace was severely disrupted. More than 14,000 campaigners from all over the world turned out in baby costumes to receive a spanking in the streets of the city in a festival that was intended to illustrate the absurdity of war.
During the festivities several million tons of fresh cream flooded the streets of Bonn forcing several thousand adult-sized babies and hundreds of specially employed stern-looking spank nannies down some sort of giant plughole.
Eye witness Lucille Ball said "It's pretty incredible that somethinglike this could happen. I can't remember seeing anything like this before". When asked who she thought might be responsible for this atrocity this rather odd woman responded "Uh, I don't know. It's either someone who is much opposed to world peace or some sort of horrendous pervert who thinks this event to be slightly erotic. As opposed to myself who feels this to be incredibly erotic. Whoever it was, one assumes it was a man with access to a lot of fresh cream. Perhaps someone who is trapped in the body of a 510 foot cow with collosal udders. I have no idea who that might be. I am a bit of a scatter brain but still I think I would probably remember meeting someone like that".
This story was not reported by the World's Press in any way shape or form. Why is our news being so censored? Write to your local newspaper and state this story as an example of the truth that is being hidden from us everyday, demand an explanation - ensure our plea for sanity is heard.
Yours in etenal respect fo the sanity of human life,
The Purple for the Enforcement of World Peace.
-We will not stop short of a military solution for war-
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