Michael Jackson in Big Trouble

Uhohh... the poor freak with the plastic face gets in trouble again.

SHOW TITLE, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Cops stop next to a man walking down the street.

COP: Sir? Can I ask what you're doing, m'am?
JACKSON: I'm not a girl.
COP:Wha... what?
JACKSON: I'm not a girl! I'm Michael Jackson!
COP: Whoa! You're Michael Jackson? You escaped from jail yesterday, didn't ya, buddy?
JACKSON: Ya- no. No.

Jackson starts running, cops tackle him down.

COP: Hey! Hey! Don't try to run again, freak! Jack, get the metal detector!
JACK: Ok!

Jack gets the metal detector.

COP: Ok!

The metal detector beeps wildly when it reaches Michael's face.

MICHAEL: I can explain that.

Cop rips off Michael's nose, revealing a small handgun in his nose cavity.

COP: AhHA!

Posted by nose on December 3, 2003 with category tags of Skit

7 comments
Great! I'd like it even better if it was a bit longer, though.
→ comment by TANK (#89) on December 5, 2003, Rated it 4

I'm new to this internet dealy, and I appreciate everyone's feedback.
→ comment by nose (#120) on December 6, 2003

"Sir? Can I ask what you're doing, m'am?"
That line doesn't really work. Personally, I'd get rid of the "m'am." That way, Micheal saying "I'm not a girl!" is more insane. Insanity is always good.
→ comment by TANK (#89) on December 7, 2003

I think the sir at the beginnng should be dropped, unless the cop is deliberately hedging his bets by using both sir and ma'am in one shot. Short and funny.
→ comment by Chronomorph (#11) on December 14, 2003, Rated it 4

ok.laughing
→ comment by demola on June 7, 2005, Rated it 3

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