geeklove.com
Ahh... geeks in love!Show boy sitting at computer, he is a wierd one with massive "geekstyle" glasses.
GEEK:Oh, man! No one on this site wants to go out with me!
Spokesman appears.
SPOKESMAN: Well that's because they're attractive, and you're not!
GEEK: Huh? Who are you?
SPOKESMAN: I'm Red Kinly, spokesperson for Blahtek, and boy do we have a product for you!
GEEK: What is it?
SPOKESMAN: Well, annoying dateless nerd, let me show you!
The Spokesman uses the computer.
GEEK:What kind of website is this?
SPOKESMAN: It's geeklove.com, son! Say, ypu're a geek, why don't you try it?
GEEK: OK!
Geek stars typing.
SPOKESMAN: Yes, geeklove.com is a place for you and other equally ugly mutants to hook up and go to the StarTrek convention together!
GEEK: Wow!
SPOKESMAN: Yes, you can hook up with the following types of people:
STARTREK OBSESSERS
CYBER CAFE' FREQUENTS
THE WRITERS OF "GAME INFORMER"
And many other types of Microsoft rejects! So if you're a hideous freak who makes being beaten with an uglystick looks like the beautiful person hospital, log on to geeklove.com!
| Posted by nose on December 3, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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