Sasquatch your Under Carriage
(Man and woman are driving in a car and pull over to ask a man for directions)Passenger: “Excuse me sir do you know how far Twekentown is from here?”
Farmer: “Sure if you take this road here about a mile and then turn left on….”
(A loud grunt/growl/howl is heard from underneath the car)
Driver: (to farmer) Did you hear that? It sounded like it came from underneath the car. Would you look under there and see if anything’s the matter?
Farmer: (bends over and looks underneath the car)
Passenger: Yeah we heard a noise back there.
Driver: We didn’t know what it was. (looking at passenger) It’s probably nothing.
Passenger: (as she looks at driver) Yeah probably nothing.
Farmer: (looking underneath car sees that Bigfoot is hanging onto the underneath of the car. He’s holding a cardboard sign that says… IF YOU TELL THEM I’M DOWN HERE – I’LL KILL YOU)
Farmer: (bends back up; kind of shaken)
Driver: You all right? You look like you’ve seen a monster.
Farmer: Na I just…………….
Passenger: Are you sure you’re all right? Would you like a soda?
Driver: Yeah we got some soda in the back here (he’s reaching to grab one)
Farmer: (looks kind of zoned out as they hand him a soda) Thank you. (quiet)
Driver: Can you tell us where to go from here?
Passenger: Yeah were kind of itching to go there (Driver and Passenger look at each other and smile and they reach for each others hand.)
Driver: Did you forget?
Passenger: Yeah it’s all right if you can’t remember. That’s all right, we’ll find our way.
Driver: Yeah were gonna get going, thanks anyway…. (he starts to put the car into drive)
Farmer: NO NO I remember, (you can tell he’s thinking) You just go down the road here, but you really need to SASQUATCH! your speed cause there’s speed traps down there.
Driver: Oh well thanks…..
Farmer: (talking to them like they really need to listen) Yeah you don’t want to go getting a BIGFOOT! on the gas pedal there you can get a ticket.
Passenger: That’s very good advice.. thank you for the…
Farmer: (he's grabbing the car's window sill with big eyes) Yeah the sheriff sits down the way there in the car getting sleepy and he misses some speeders, YEDI! still gets a lot of people and tickets them.
Driver: (kind of trying to ignore the old guy; starts fooling with the tape player)
Passenger: Thanks, could you tell us how to get to…
Farmer: Hey have you heard that new Garth Brooks tAPE MAN! is it good. Did you hear that yet?
Driver: No NO, we're gonna get going.
Passenger: Bye (confused tone)
Farmer: Wait! You’ve got something under your….
Driver: (turns up the music while driving off)
| Posted by trckands on April 2, 2004 with category tags of Skit |
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Written by trckands
| Jake Thebeau I've been comming up with funny stuff recently in a wave, things that I've been able to turn into a skit, ad, or song, I've been coming up with stuff and the funnies are still coming steadily. |
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