While travelling, we saw this horrible yet hilarious story (especially the video) about a bunnyrabbit serial killer in Germany. We found the names of German bunnyrabbits most amusing. The two best that we could come up with on our own were:
People who write quotes do it to feel smart. People who read quotes do it to get smarter. People who burn quotes do it to get attention. But those who eat them along with the fortune cookie they came from have found solidarity.