The Old Port of Montreal is a federal government corporation. Corporation president Claude Benoit charged $10,000 to the corporation to prepare a report on things that sort of reminded her of the Old Port while she was vacationing in Australia and New Zealand. The report is available for your inspection here. I suggest that you review this very inciteful and interesting report to learn things about Australia and New Zealand that you could only otherwise find out in one of your friends' Facebook albums.
This is also very VERY NSFW, and I've been debating posting it for a few days because it's kind of gross and scatological and misogynistic, especially towards the end. But it's a catchy tune and in any case I couldn't really live with myself in a world where Marc and Vinny haven't seen such a superb videogame send-up.