Barfagetti's: The reuseable meal
One serving is good for one hundred and eighty days. Get one while you can.[the scene is in a grocery store. an information booth has been set up, with a salesman behind it. there is a small audience]
Salesman: Are you tired of all those one use, throw-away meals? Don't think that you're getting your money's worth?
A person: Yes. I am, but what can I do?
Salesman: Until now, there was nothing that you could do. But now your troubles are over, my friend. Now being sold at a store near you is Barfagetti's, the reuseable meal.
A person: A reuseable meal? How does it work?
Salesman: The first time you eat your meal the same as always. However, when you are finished, just forcibly retrieve the meal from your gullet. Place it in Baragetti's patented stomach-acid resistant tupperware overnight, and eat again the next day.
[the crowd is shocked. most start to leave]
[the salesman starts to speed up his speil]
Salesman: Barfagetti's is available in a variety of flavours. Such as creamed-corn, potato mush, tenderized beef, and all dressed.
[show caserole dishes containing yellow mush, white mush, brown mush and purple mush respectively]
[more people are leaving]
Salesman: One Barfagetti's meal is good for up to 180 days, as long as you keep it bacteria free. Order now, as supplies are limited.
[by now everyone is gone]
Salesman: Man, I gotta come up with some new flavors. These ones are all busts.
[starts to lazily pick at contents of one caserole dish]
| Posted by dustin on June 3, 2002 with category tags of Skit |
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