Barfagetti's: The reuseable meal

One serving is good for one hundred and eighty days. Get one while you can.

[the scene is in a grocery store. an information booth has been set up, with a salesman behind it. there is a small audience]

Salesman: Are you tired of all those one use, throw-away meals? Don't think that you're getting your money's worth?

A person: Yes. I am, but what can I do?

Salesman: Until now, there was nothing that you could do. But now your troubles are over, my friend. Now being sold at a store near you is Barfagetti's, the reuseable meal.

A person: A reuseable meal? How does it work?

Salesman: The first time you eat your meal the same as always. However, when you are finished, just forcibly retrieve the meal from your gullet. Place it in Baragetti's patented stomach-acid resistant tupperware overnight, and eat again the next day.
[the crowd is shocked. most start to leave]

[the salesman starts to speed up his speil]
Salesman: Barfagetti's is available in a variety of flavours. Such as creamed-corn, potato mush, tenderized beef, and all dressed.
[show caserole dishes containing yellow mush, white mush, brown mush and purple mush respectively]
[more people are leaving]

Salesman: One Barfagetti's meal is good for up to 180 days, as long as you keep it bacteria free. Order now, as supplies are limited.
[by now everyone is gone]
Salesman: Man, I gotta come up with some new flavors. These ones are all busts.
[starts to lazily pick at contents of one caserole dish]

Posted by dustin on June 3, 2002 with category tags of

2 comments


barfing is funny.
   comment by anonymous on June 4, 2002, Rated it 4

it would be funnier if someone knew how old i was.
   comment by anonymous on June 4, 2002, Rated it 3

   

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