Barfagetti's: The reuseable mealOne serving is good for one hundred and eighty days. Get one while you can.
[the scene is in a grocery store. an information booth has been set up, with a salesman behind it. there is a small audience]
Salesman: Are you tired of all those one use, throw-away meals? Don't think that you're getting your money's worth?
A person: Yes. I am, but what can I do?
Salesman: Until now, there was nothing that you could do. But now your troubles are over, my friend. Now being sold at a store near you is Barfagetti's, the reuseable meal.
A person: A reuseable meal? How does it work?
Salesman: The first time you eat your meal the same as always. However, when you are finished, just forcibly retrieve the meal from your gullet. Place it in Baragetti's patented stomach-acid resistant tupperware overnight, and eat again the next day.
[the salesman starts to speed up his speil]
Salesman: One Barfagetti's meal is good for up to 180 days, as long as you keep it bacteria free. Order now, as supplies are limited.
Written by dustin