Masterpiece of Pizza

This ones' NC-17

Go with me baby, I'm the one that can deliver.
If you want a piece of me I'll give you a sliver.

Don't eat a sandwhich with just baloney.
Just tell me if you want some of my Pepporoni.

I got a whole stick.
If you don't tip me I'll call you a prick.

What about my cash? If you want you can hold onto my wad.
Call me what you want but my real name is Todd.

I promise I'll bring the goods right to your door.
If you ain't got the tip just let me get you on the floor.
to check to see if there's not some change dropped over there

Come on baby I got all the extra cheese.
Just put your moves on and let your elbos touch your knees.

When I get back I gotta report my mileage.
And my friends will ask if what the customers do to me could be considered defialeage.
But just come with me if you want some styleage.

If you were the one delivering I'd give you two bucks but tell you that's not the only tip, I wanna put it in your pocket.
We can go out to my car, roll up the windows, get 'em all hot and steamy, from the way we rock-it.

If you're a meat lover I can bring you a sausage feast.
If you got some Mongimonchongies, I wont charge you for extra toppings in the least.

If you know you want to eat what I got, don't worry about the cost.
I'll give it to you with extra sauce.
If you wonder what to do with your pile of clothes, Just remember what I do with my dough; it's best to give 'em a toss.

I want to put some extra toppings on.
Here comes me in your drive way I'll get in, get out, and get gone.

If you promise to eat my stuff 'till there's nothing left.
If there's animals outside, I'll warn you if I think there might be a putty theft.

Sorry to interupt you while your cleaning out your dresser's drawers.
Well while you put four on the florr to look for a few change I'll let down my mange.


I want to come to your door and ring your bell if you know what I mean.
My service is fast, curtious, and clean.

Pizza ain't all I got that tastes good.
You'll get your dollars worth like you should.

My driving record is the best.
I don't want two bucks I'd rather see your chest.

If you're in the mood for some food.
Forget chinese. Go get the pizza dude.

If I didn't get to you it's not cause I'm rude.
It's cause I had to blow at my last three stops cause they copped an attitude.

Being with the pizza dude is your best bet.
A man with awesome flavor is what you get.

Seeing me heading down the street can wet your mouth.
You ordered the cajun style pizza, but when I got there I'm the one who got a taste of the south county.
And the culture you make up of the city in which you live.
Girls seriously though seeing what I got and how I do a give?

You should never eat another sandwhich.
Cause you can order what you want if you my main bitch.

Let me come inside cause I've been so long on the road.
Let me empty the rear so you can have the entire load.

I'm so excited I'm just waiting to explode.
Being a guy who can deliver is the Pizza-Dude code.

I'll be sure to put on some extra coupons.
You could be my favorite customer. All the others: poop-ons.

If you call me from school, I'll deliver right to the room in which you're taking class.
Forget about the tip just bounce out on that bathroom break to the janitor's closet and give up that as tronomy book I wanna look at.

Before I put it in, the lovin' oven I put flower on the bottom.
Wanna know the best things to put in your mouth? I got 'em

And when you tell me my Pizza doesn't fill you up, even though it's extra yummy.
I just might be able to find something extra to help fill your tummy.

If you find yourself thinking... "That Pizza dude sounds nice, I think I want me a slice."
Just roll the food delivery dice.

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