The worst thing I've wrote on here.
This is very explicit be warned.I recently became aware of these two people using motor oil to make the back door work better if you know what I mean.
I was thinking.... what would happen if you were looking for the correct classification of oil that is best suited for this purpose? ex.(10w-30)
Auto Zoned Employee: Hello. Welcome to Auto Zoned. How may we help you?
Customer: Yeah. My girlfriend told me to come down here to get some motor oil for &(%$# in the %^#@@!, What brand would you recomend?
Auto Zoned Employee: I wouldn't recomend that at all.
Customer: Well I'm gonna do it anyway so you might as well.
Auto Zoned Employee:(Standing there with arms crossed refusing to have any part of it)
Customer: Well fine if you're not gonna help, I guess I'll just pick out any brand....
Auto Zoned Employee: No wait! We have a advisor in a division that deals directly with that. Hold on one minute I'll get him.
(A new AutoZoned employee comes out)
Auto Zoned Specialist: (Walks customer back to the oil isle. And picks up his choice. pointing at the warning on it to Customer). This is what we tell customers to get, although I must tell you that we at Auto Zoned do not recomend using any motor oil for that purpose.
Customer: Yeah, yeah. Just hand it over. (reaching for it)
Auto Zoned Specialist: Allright I'm obligated to tell you that there's a warning here it reads: "This product is in no way shape or form designed to be used for $%#&@^ing in the ^&%$#@# no matter how hot she is, if she likes it best that way, and even if that's the only way she'll &&^$# with you."
Narator: But there's always some idiot out there who will find a way around the warning by saying, 'But the circumstances are different. They don't understand.'.
Customer: Thinking... "Ha ha. It doesn't say anything about don't use no matter how hot she is, if she likes it best that way, and even if that's the only way she'll &&^$# with you....... AND it's kinda cloudy out. So I'm OK. DOesn't appy to me just other people." Thanks. (He walks out with motor oil).
Auto Zoned Specialist: (Shakes his head while walking back to the service desk in humiliating defeat).
Auto Zoned Employee: (to Auto Zoned Specialist) What do think is the thermal viscosity is on something like that?
Auto Zoned Specialist: (Shakes his head in humiliating defeat.)
The End (Author shakes his head in humiliating defeat)
| Posted by trckands on November 14, 2004 with category tags of Weblog |
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