Game show
And he thought Swashbuckling is hard.(Gameshow) Host: I'd like to welcome everyone to another exciting episode of
'Who wants to be a grossly over stereotyped character-Millionare'
[Note: Gameshow host is henceforth referred to as “Host”]
Host: Ok we’d like to welcome our contestant Pirate Pete
So Pete it says here you’re a pirate. Great, So you ever make anyone ‘walk the plank’?(laughs)
Pirate: ARRRRRRRRR
(machine generated crowd laughter)
Host: Well shiver me timbers
Host: Lets gets started
(Applause)
Host: What is the 2nd person present tense form of the word is?
Pirate: ARRRRRRR
Host: What is the movie rating that falls between the categories of PG13 and X?
Pirate: RRRRRRRRRR
Host: Complete this formula for the surface area of a sphere by filling in the blank 2 pi __^2
Pirate: RRRRRRRRRRRR
Host: If you wan to move your car backwards which letter on the stick shift indicates this direction?
Pirate: RRRRRRR
Host: What is the letter that represents the opposite direction of L or left?
Pirate: RRRRRRRRR
Host: What is the last letter in this acronym for the former soviet republic USS_
Pirate: RRRRRRRRR
Host: This letter indicates the color in the visible light spectrum that comes before Orange; Alright here’s a clue The last part is OYGBIV
Pirate: RRRRRRRRR
Host: What is the 18th letter of the alphabet?
Pirate: RRRRRRRRRR
Host: Now here’s your chance for the million dollars, now if you choose to quit you walk away with 500,000 dollars. Or you can decide to play for the million
What is you choice ?
(Play music from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire when they’re deciding during this pause)
(Music ends and the pirate still hasn’t answered)
(Host is looking at the cards on his podium. He is like putting them in order or something, Then he looks up)
Host: I’m sorry did you say you are or aren’t going to play for the million dollars?
Pirate: RRRRRRRR
Host: You are?. That's great.
(Cheering applause)
What is the letter that indicates the sound a snake makes?
Pirate: RRRRRRRRRR
Host: No I’m sorry the correct answer is SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well I’m afraid you didn’t win the million dollars, put thanks for playing…..
Audience-“Who wants to be a grossly over stereotyped millionaire.”
Host: Well that’s it for this episode. See you next time
(Applause)
End
Notes to help
The pirrate is not growling by the way. He is saying “ARRRRRRRR”
Pirate clenches his face with each answer
Gameshow host is enthusiastic
| Posted by trckands on November 14, 2004 with category tags of Weblog |
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