Wanna ring your Taco Belll
Explicit ContentDear Melissa,
There's a certain part of you I'd like to kissa.
And I was thinking if you like the way I licka,
You'd let me give you a sticka.
Are you on the menu?
Or do I sound like one of the men you don't want?
I'd really like to see your.....
I'm hoping you'll take my order,
Because I'd sure like a taste of something south of the border.
I'd like to get me a Melissa wrap,
Because I hear you've been known to leave people with something warm in their lap.
I'd wanna unwrap it and see if everything's in there they say there is.
I could really use some fiz.
So if you give me a soft drink I'll give you something hard in return.
I'm writing because I think you could use some fresh meat in your soft tortilla.
I'd like to add some of my special sauce to the recipe then burn out and say, "see 'ya".
| Posted by trckands on November 22, 2004 with category tags of Weblog |
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