This candy is totally hetero If the lemon is rockin', don't come knockin'
9 comments | (taken form law and order) "Head shots." | | |
At least part of this story is a hoax or joke.
Trckands still appears not to be a hoax. | | |
I'm The real deal. If I'm fake I'll eat a Mcbeal.
(Show a girl throwing up in a toilet, shot moves to announcer)
Announcer: The Mcbeal sandwich. Cause the next time you see this meal it’s gonna look like this anyway.
Worker (in fast food restaurant): One Mcbeal on the way. ‘Have one ready for you in a minute. (He pukes on a sandwich bun and puts the top on. [I wanna use cottage cheese] It’s pouring out the sides.)
Girl: (having a Mcbeal, and a revelation) This taste reminds me of yesterday’s trip to the bathroom.
Announcer: The Mcbeal; Can be eaten with a straw or spoon. (hear a slurp that sounds distinctly chunky)
Worker2: (comes in, obviously hung over) Man, I’m hung over. (puts his hands over his mouth- gagging) Pass me two buns.
Worker: (Passes him two buns)
Worker2: (Can see his mouth fill up and a whole body reflex movement. Camera cuts to the front, the last stop of the sandwich slide. We hear him still. ). Two Mcbeals coming up. (sounding gagish)Mc BEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLgggghhhh.
(The two sandwiches slop down the slide and go ‘kurrbluup’ when they hit the bottom)
Announcer: ‘Cause why should you get to waste food?
Announcer: We get it (ingredients) from the best sources. (Shows the guys in a van set up in front of a bar, a keg party, and some tailgating dealies. They are assembly lining the production of ‘em, and people are coming up: which leads to us seeing cottage cheese dropping onto the buns. As the guys smilingly slap on the tops and wrap ‘em up)
Announcer: And then we bring ‘em fresh to you. (The guys are carting Mcbeals to the restaurant and one topples his load- spilling cottage cheese onto the floor.)
(People are walking down and alleyway drunk.)
Person: I think I got to Mcbeal. (see cottage cheese land on the pavement in a hump. Then to his friends. ) Look an alley Mcbeal (pointing to the mound).
Announcer: The Mcbeal, ‘cause, Hey you gonna eat that.
Kapow!!!!! Ski. Ya'll in Canadia right? | | |
| I think you’re a little bit… anonyMISS guided. I don’t think you could even write your name in the snow. I bet you’re nowhere near the quality I’d consider neccessesary to call yourself a good peer. You probably know I could make you eat your piece of writing cause mine is more like what you’d consider of good taste. No doubt you’ve developed a taste for these things. I think if you sat at the feet of the real guys here, you’d realize- You’re in over your head. I don’t think you’ll ever achieve the level of a Master P, little two high on the alphabet for ya, you better just stick to Master B. Eight or! nine, you can keep track of all the times I deal a dis. You’re more like Whine-y the Pooh. I’d make you eat your title. Why? ‘cause you can’t be Winnie if all you ever do is shoot and anony-miss. I may have had to get off Sillytech but I’m more of a sillytecher then you’ll ever be. You eat, your alphabet soup, cause you deserve to sit at my feet and say M N, O, P- someone needs to make you pay attention to where you're sitting. | | |
| Mcbeal - the skit you were afraid to write, because it seemed so obvious that, someone must've already thought of it, and has since decided to- Beam It Directly Into Your Brain! And you don't wanna release it, cause then they'll know who's suceptible to the signal. | | |
If you're anony-missing out. From here I could say, you even derserve to eat your own Yell "ohs no.".
I could say, the only thing I decided to leave out---they're yours: EAT wURDS. I could say, if only we could see whose anony-missing more pieces of the puzzle. It's a good thing I'm not saying that. | | |
| Trckands being crazy is not cool. You are a loser and no one likes you. Why don't you just go away. No one wants to see the stupid stuff you write. Looks like I'm gonna have to be the first to tell you, Everything you've ever wrote sucks, just like you. You need to give up and go to hell. | | |
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