Battle of wits: Answer this email

How should I answer this email?

From: PJ <psje****@hotmail.com>
Subject:
To: lux@sillysoft.net

how do I get hooked up?

Posted by dustin on March 25, 2005 with category tags of battle

3 comments

Ingredients: 1 CD "Loc'ed After Dark" 2L of unleaded gasoline 1 pack of Big League Chew 5 pairs of socks (white) 1 9V Battery 8 red snooker balls 1 blue snooker ball 1 Honus Wagner baseball card 6 eyes of newt Directions: Run and don't stop until there's the barrel of a gun at the base of your skull.    → comment by vinny9 (#33) on March 25, 2005 Since no answer is a duplicate answer I declare Vinny the winner. Anyway, later on the same person more some emails with more details. They were having trouble setting up Lux and have been tech supported.    → comment by dustin (#1) on March 26, 2005 Dear How Do I Get Hooked Up: 1. The Hair. Do somerhing about the hair. 2. Studies show that canary yellow sneakers cause a preciptious drop in sexual hormones in 87 percent of breeding age females. So, no pressure, just telling you the odds. 3. A beard is fine, but when it creeps up to your eyes like that you look like Grok the Cave Boy. Do some trim to get some trim, I always say. 4. Eye contact is alluring to the opposite sex, but your habit of making unceasingly for 15-20 minutes at a time borders on psychopathic. 5. Dude, what is that smell ?!?! Best wishes, smaug    → comment by smaug on March 27, 2005

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