Battle of wits: Answer this email I just got this rather odd email. I declare a Battle of Wits!How should I answer this email? From: PJ <psje****@hotmail.com>
Subject:
To: lux@sillysoft.net
how do I get hooked up?
3 comments Ingredients:
1 CD "Loc'ed After Dark"
2L of unleaded gasoline
1 pack of Big League Chew
5 pairs of socks (white)
1 9V Battery
8 red snooker balls
1 blue snooker ball
1 Honus Wagner baseball card
6 eyes of newt
Directions:
Run and don't stop until there's the barrel of a gun at the base of your skull. | | |
| Since no answer is a duplicate answer I declare Vinny the winner. Anyway, later on the same person more some emails with more details. They were having trouble setting up Lux and have been tech supported. | | |
Dear How Do I Get Hooked Up:
1. The Hair. Do somerhing about the hair.
2. Studies show that canary yellow sneakers cause a preciptious drop in sexual hormones in 87 percent of breeding age females. So, no pressure, just telling you the odds.
3. A beard is fine, but when it creeps up to your eyes like that you look like Grok the Cave Boy. Do some trim to get some trim, I always say.
4. Eye contact is alluring to the opposite sex, but your habit of making unceasingly for 15-20 minutes at a time borders on psychopathic.
5. Dude, what is that smell ?!?!
Best wishes,
smaug
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