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Alex made a German baby

Posted by vinny9 on November 11, 2005 with category tags of

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Did anybody else take the time to actually read the captions? They're hilarious! My German's not as good as it could be, but I can understand this much from page 3:

"Here are Father and Mother with no clothes on.
You can see Mother's boobies,
and Mother's Schlitz.
The Schlitz is called Scheide [= "sheath", literally].

You can see Father's Schwänzchen.
The Schwänzchen is called Gleide [="member"]."

I also appreciate that the terms used to describe the man getting an erection and the woman's belly getting bigger are the same: "groß geworden."

Well, I think I've translated enough smut for the evening. Congratulations Alex; that's a lovely Schwänzchen you have there.
  → comment by goodladd (#144) on November 11, 2005

Thanks for noticing. I get that all the time.

People also compliment me on my Hippy Heart Car.
  → comment by Alex (#118) on November 11, 2005

Page 21 is the best:
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/babies/6.htm
  → comment by dustin (#1) on November 11, 2005

Dustin:
That page inspired the title of this post.
  → comment by vinny9 (#33) on November 11, 2005

My personal favourite: Sie bringen das Glied in die Scheide. So koennen sie mit einander spielen.

Or, they put the member in the sheath, so they can play with each other.
  → comment by clare on November 11, 2005

   

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