Battle of the Wits, Gil Style

Gil style means it has to do with Zionism...

Apparently, the Gaza Zoo has been robbed

Gaza has a zoo?

Anyway, your quest is to come up with the best reason a terrorist would need a lion and TWO (not one) Arabic speaking parrots.

Winner gets my undying love and a seat in the Israeli parliament.

You have until the New Year, known in Israel as Sylvester (no joke).

Posted by Gbrowdy on November 27, 2005 with category tags of

3 comments
Ha! This is nothing but a USA backed plot. Everyone knows they're in need of arab translators. The lion was just to throw everybody off the scent (and emasculate the Palestinians).
  → comment by dustin on November 27, 2005

The terrorist is writing a sitcom, starring Hamid Karzai and the two parrots. It will revolve around the shenanigans that ensue when Karzai invites a sacred turkey to share an apartment with them all, and will be called Kabul Kabul Kabul.

The lion was just to make a rug out of.
  → comment by goodladd (#144) on November 28, 2005

I think their reasons are best expressed in the immortal words of Bob Marley:

I am on the rock and then I check a stock
I have to run like a fugitive to save the life I live
I'm gonna be Iron like a Lion in Zion (repeat)
Iron Lion Zion
I'm on the run but I ain't got no gun
See they want to be the star
So they fighting tribal war
And they saying Iron like a Lion in Zion
Iron like a Lion in Zion,
Iron Lion Zion

I'm on the rock, (running and you running)
I take a stock, (running like a fugitive)
I had to run like a fugitive just to save the life I live
I'm gonna be Iron like a Lion in Zion (repeat)
Iron Lion Zion, Iron Lion Zion, Iron Lion Zion
Iron like a Lion in Zion, Iron like a Lion in Zion
Iron like a Lion in Zion
  → comment by Mariana (#35) on November 28, 2005

   

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