Diabetes II

Before reading this sketch, please read this one.

This ad is a sequel to the one found here. Please read it before proceeding...

[A man alone against a white background. He’s middle-aged and wearing casual sensible clothing—a cardigan, a button-up shirt, brown trousers, loafers, etc. He is looking ahead with sad eyes and a pouting lower lip.]

Man: I don’t wanna have more than one sclerosis.

[He scrunches his eyes a bit, and his pout turns to a wider unhappy frown. He pauses for a few seconds, looking disconsolate.]

Man: I hate having more than one sclerosis!

[His lower lips starts to quiver, and his hands make fists. He pauses again and tears start to well up in his eyes.]

Man: None of my friends have more than one! How come I’ve got so many?!

[He throws his fists around to punctuate his sentences. He starts to cry, then to really sob while yelling.]

Man: It’s not fair! I don’t wanna have more than one sclerosis!

[More sobbing. He brings his fists up to his eyes to hide his face. This goes on for a few more seconds… then slowly he goes out of focus.]

Voice-over: Please give generously. One day, we’ll find a cure for multiple sclerosis.

[The words “National Multiple Sclerosis Association” appears onscreen with a 1-800 number and their slogan "We'll help get you out of this M.S."]

Posted by Mani_Grandi_Di_Jay_Dell`Ape on June 21, 2003 with category tags of Skit

6 comments
Together they make a 4.

→ comment by Mariana (#35) on June 21, 2003, Rated it 3

I actually think this one was a whole lot funnier than the first.. you get a 4.
→ comment by anonymous on June 26, 2003, Rated it 4

The first one wasn't bad but this one suffers from too much repetition of "more than one sclerosis".
Try things like "So goddamn many scleroses!", "all of these scleroses", "I've lost count of my scleroses", "Do you need any scleroses? I've got more than I handle."
→ comment by vinny9 (#33) on July 14, 2003, Rated it 2

... 'FREE SCLEROSIS (TO A GOOD HOME)'

"No, man, take one. I've got too many as it is."
→ comment by anonymous on August 23, 2003

Now, that's funny. You'd make a fine editor.
→ comment by anonymous on September 16, 2003

This old man keeps forgeting to login, and thanks
to Sir bryan, I have stopped overrating because
I've learnt it causes a gaping black hole on
the otherside of our universe. It has already
sucked up one of TANK's submissions.

Forgive me!
→ comment by funnyguy (#95) on September 16, 2003

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