Overheard in Beijing(Korean baseball fans, impromptu, to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb):"Dongjoo, Dongjoo, Kim Dongjoo Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah! Dongjoo, Dongjoo Kim Dongjoo! [Something in Korean] Kim Dongjoo!" (upon which Kim Dongjoo knocks in the winning RBI to beat Japan in the semi-finals). American twentysomethings, on trying to understand the nature of the Ippon in Judo: "Oh, faceslam!... Faceslam is a thousand points!!!" New Zealand field hockey fan, during a 5-minute video review: "The Chinese built the Great Wall faster than this!" New Zealand field hockey fan, on seeing an injured Spaniard on the field: "Get up, this isn't soccer!" Baseball announcer, having to introduce the Olympic mascots, which have no traits describable in the English language: "It's Fuwa time!...Fuwa for you!" P.S. We saw Jackie Chan! 20 feet away! Beat that for Chineseness, Chronomorph!
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