Overheard in Beijing

(Korean baseball fans, impromptu, to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb):
"Dongjoo, Dongjoo, Kim Dongjoo
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah!
Dongjoo, Dongjoo Kim Dongjoo!
[Something in Korean] Kim Dongjoo!"
(upon which Kim Dongjoo knocks in the winning RBI to beat Japan in the semi-finals).

American twentysomethings, on trying to understand the nature of the Ippon in Judo:
"Oh, faceslam!... Faceslam is a thousand points!!!"

New Zealand field hockey fan, during a 5-minute video review:
"The Chinese built the Great Wall faster than this!"

New Zealand field hockey fan, on seeing an injured Spaniard on the field:
"Get up, this isn't soccer!"

Baseball announcer, having to introduce the Olympic mascots, which have no traits describable in the English language:
"It's Fuwa time!...Fuwa for you!"

P.S. We saw Jackie Chan! 20 feet away! Beat that for Chineseness, Chronomorph!

Posted by chrisdye on August 25, 2008 with category tags of

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Plus my snarky remark at the Closing Ceremonies, upon the entry of Hu Jintao, President of China and Jacques Rogge, head of the IOC:

"Hey, look! There's the president of the world's largest dictatorship, as well as Hu Jintao."
Wah, wah.
   comment by chrisdye (#15) on August 25, 2008

   comment by vinny9 (#33) on August 25, 2008

   

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