Musn't... Pun...

Posted by Gbrowdy on March 28, 2009 with category tags of nytimes puns

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187 Op-ed contributors walk into a bar, the bartender says, "we don't serve essayists here," and the Op-ed contributors say, "we don't write essays, though, we write op-eds." And the bartender replies, "I don't care what you column!"    → comment by goodladd (#144) on March 28, 2009 187 op-ed contributors walk into a bar, the bartender says, "we don't serve writers here," and the Op-ed contributors say, "we didn't write it, we pundit!"    → comment by stretch (#87) on March 28, 2009 187 op-ed contributors walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The contributors angrily claim, "That's discrimination! Didn't all of the bar owners around here sign an anti-discrimination pledge?" The bartender says, "No, this bar has op-ed out of it." 187 op-ed contributors walk into a bar. The bartender ignores them and goes straight to serving the sports writers and comics illustrators standing behind them.    → comment by dye! on March 29, 2009 187 op-ed contributors walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The Op-ed contirubtors say "why not?". The Bartehnder says "because I don't know what an Op-ed contributor is so I have no funny pun to say". Seriously, whats an Op-ed contributor?    → comment by registeredname (#141) on March 30, 2009 It's somebody who writes about Stalin.    → comment by goodladd (#144) on March 31, 2009 It's what we call Ed *during* the sex change operation.    → comment by vinny9 (#33) on March 31, 2009

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