The Dear Leader, on a tour of the People's Bucket Making Co-operative, declared triumphantly that the Democratic People's Republic has the world's highest standards of buckets. In other news, the defeatist Henry has been assigned for re-education.
As all I see, hear, and feel is so tragic, I have become quite numb to it all; I shall die, grotesquely overweight, perversely content, having lived a life of flavor. - Anon.a.mouth[quote database]