Gone Fishin

[A luxury yacht is seen out on the ocean. The camera zooms in to two young men sitting on chairs on the deck]

Man1: And then the invisible man said, "I don’t know, but my ass sure hurts!".

[They both laugh a little, and there is a pause followed by the sound of glass hitting metal]

Man2: What was that?

[They get up and walk around to the side of the craft, they see a mossy, but full, seaweed covered bottle of beer]

Man2: Nice!

[Jaws theme begins to play]

[Everything begins to go in slow motion]

Man1: No! Don’t!

[Man2 grabs the bottle (Slow motion ends). We see that there is a line attached to the bottle and the man is pulled off the yacht holding the beer. Once in the water shark fins surround him. He begins to thrash and the sharks all lunge at him]

Man2: It was worth it!

[Camera pans to the announcer, who is dressed in a tuxedo and held up by a life preserver tube. HE holds a bottle of beer up towards the camera]

Announcer: There’s beer, and there’s Michelob Light.