MORE SANDWICH FUNLunch time on the farm....It's Monday and two country folk stop to eat their lunch after working in the fields. They are men of slow deliberate words... nothing is rushed JACK: What you got in your sandwich Jim? JIM: Egg Mayonaise what you got? JACK: Pastrami JIM: Oh Pastrami..... I like pastrami perhaps I'll have pastrami tomorrow Tuesday - they stop again after getting the cows in JIM: Nice day again Jack JACK: Aahh it is that Jim pause JIM: So what you got for lunch tday boy? JACK: I got a meat pie today Jim what you got? JIM: Pastrami sandwich.... I like Pastrami Wednesday: They stop on top of a hill for their lunch surveying the countryside around.... JACK: Alright Jim? JIM: Yes Jack, hungry though... JACK: Me too.... JACK: so what you got on your sandwich today JIM JIM: Pastrami, I told you I quite like Pastrami, JIM: what you got? JACK: I got Peanut butter and Jelly today JIM: Oh right, yes I like that too Thursday: They meet up in the hay loft and sit down on some bales of straw JIM: I could eat a horse today Jack JACK: Me too, but instead I got a couple of cold corn dogs. JACK: You got a sandwich again I see... JACK: What's in it .... let me guess BOTH TOGETHER: ...Pastrami JIM: Well I could do worse than pastrami, it's alright I suppose. JACK: Yes Pastrami's OK Friday and they meet once again for lunch .... JIM: Alright Jack JACK: Good Jim, and you JIM: Looking forward to the weekend JACK: Aarrghh JIM: So what you got for lunch today then Jack JACK: I got Tuna mayonnaise on Rye, what you got in your sandwich then? JIM: Pastrami Pause JIM: I'm starting to get a bit tired of Pastrami Pause JACK: WHy don't you get your wife to make you something different next week? JIM: You leave my wife out of it Jim... I make my own sandwiches
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