MORE SANDWICH FUN

Lunch time on the farm....

It's Monday and two country folk stop to eat their lunch after working in the fields. They are men of slow deliberate words... nothing is rushed


JACK:
What you got in your sandwich Jim?

JIM:
Egg Mayonaise what you got?

JACK:
Pastrami

JIM:
Oh Pastrami..... I like pastrami perhaps I'll have pastrami tomorrow


Tuesday - they stop again after getting the cows in


JIM:
Nice day again Jack

JACK:
Aahh it is that Jim

pause

JIM:
So what you got for lunch tday boy?

JACK:
I got a meat pie today Jim what you got?

JIM:
Pastrami sandwich.... I like Pastrami


Wednesday:
They stop on top of a hill for their lunch surveying the countryside around....


JACK:
Alright Jim?

JIM:
Yes Jack, hungry though...

JACK:
Me too....

JACK:
so what you got on your sandwich today JIM

JIM:
Pastrami, I told you I quite like Pastrami,

JIM:
what you got?

JACK:
I got Peanut butter and Jelly today

JIM:
Oh right, yes I like that too


Thursday:
They meet up in the hay loft and sit down on some bales of straw


JIM:
I could eat a horse today Jack

JACK:
Me too, but instead I got a couple of cold corn dogs.

JACK:
You got a sandwich again I see...

JACK:
What's in it .... let me guess

BOTH TOGETHER:
...Pastrami

JIM:
Well I could do worse than pastrami, it's alright I suppose.

JACK:
Yes Pastrami's OK


Friday and they meet once again for lunch ....


JIM:
Alright Jack

JACK:
Good Jim, and you

JIM:
Looking forward to the weekend

JACK:
Aarrghh

JIM:
So what you got for lunch today then Jack

JACK:
I got Tuna mayonnaise on Rye, what you got in your sandwich then?

JIM:
Pastrami

Pause


JIM:
I'm starting to get a bit tired of Pastrami

Pause

JACK:
WHy don't you get your wife to make you something different next week?

JIM:
You leave my wife out of it Jim... I make my own sandwiches

Posted by GregsGreats on October 7, 2003 with category tags of

10 comments
This is a great sketch. We will publish this in our next edition.

Sincerely,
Readers Digest 1951
   comment by anonymous on October 7, 2003

Wow... It's like a joke... But not funny!
   comment by TANK (#89) on October 7, 2003, Rated it 1

Seriously, this is garbage. I'd suggest working on it more, but there's nothing you could possibly scavenge. I know you can do better... So you'd better start.
   comment by TANK (#89) on October 7, 2003

It's sometimes best to kill them when they're young. Give up on this one and move on.
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on October 8, 2003, Rated it 1

Your first skit, with the dead kid, was really good, I thought.
Show us more of that.
   comment by anonymous on October 8, 2003

pre-pythonesque humour that would probably make real people actually laugh....ignore the skitoratti

K.I.S.S.
   comment by anonymous on October 8, 2003

errr thanks...
   comment by GregsGreats (#100) on October 8, 2003

but the end is a bit of a let down. I think that if something expected occured (yet somehow logical), then it would get peoplečs attention.
   comment by Chronomorph (#11) on October 10, 2003, Rated it 2

I say that this comment is hilarious. Put it into a skit somewhere.
   comment by dustin (#1) on November 2, 2003, Rated it 1

This is an old skit. It was on Hee Haa in the 70's.
   comment by stewey on January 17, 2005

   

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