Sing it Jack!
This one is sung to the tune of "Superman" by Five For FightingI can’t wait to type.
That’s when I feel free
Tell the story of
A man I’ll never be
I’m more than a bird
I’m more than a plane
I’m a reporter
Jimmy Olson’s my name
It’s not easy being Jimmy
Lois is really hot
Brunette, she’s so sexy
As long as he’s around
She’ll never sleep with me
It may sound absurd
But don’t you believe
Superman thinks he’s better than me
I may be disturbed
But won’t you concede
It would be fun to see Superman bleed
I’m not happy being Jimmy
Up, up and away
I’m Superman’s pal
Yeah, It’s alright
But if he were to die tonight
I’m not threatening—or anything
I can’t wait to type
That’s when I feel free
Type the obituary
Of Superman, hee hee
He makes diamonds
Digs gold for free
If I’m such a friend
Why’s there none for me?
I’m gonna use thread, I’m gonna use tape
Gonna put Kryptonite, inside his cape
Inside his cape
Inside his cape
Inside his cape
Inside his cape
I’m only a man, why couldn’t it be me
I’m only a man ground stuck to my feet
I’m only a man, why couldn’t it be me.
It’s not easy
It’s not easy, being Jimmy
| Posted by larrylorre on October 20, 2003 with category tags of music |
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