Sing it Jack!

This one is sung to the tune of "Superman" by Five For Fighting

I can’t wait to type.
That’s when I feel free
Tell the story of
A man I’ll never be

I’m more than a bird
I’m more than a plane
I’m a reporter
Jimmy Olson’s my name

It’s not easy being Jimmy

Lois is really hot
Brunette, she’s so sexy
As long as he’s around
She’ll never sleep with me

It may sound absurd
But don’t you believe
Superman thinks he’s better than me
I may be disturbed
But won’t you concede
It would be fun to see Superman bleed

I’m not happy being Jimmy

Up, up and away
I’m Superman’s pal
Yeah, It’s alright
But if he were to die tonight
I’m not threatening—or anything

I can’t wait to type
That’s when I feel free
Type the obituary
Of Superman, hee hee

He makes diamonds
Digs gold for free
If I’m such a friend
Why’s there none for me?
I’m gonna use thread, I’m gonna use tape
Gonna put Kryptonite, inside his cape

Inside his cape
Inside his cape
Inside his cape
Inside his cape

I’m only a man, why couldn’t it be me
I’m only a man ground stuck to my feet
I’m only a man, why couldn’t it be me.
It’s not easy


It’s not easy, being Jimmy

Posted by larrylorre on October 20, 2003 with category tags of

5 comments
Good choice of perspective. Well done.
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on October 20, 2003, Rated it 4

Unfortunately, I didn't really find it all that 'funny'.
   comment by dustin (#1) on November 9, 2003, Rated it 1

   

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