A lovely autumn afternoon
Sorry for stealing your space at the top of the skit list, Vinny.[Scene: A street in Dallas. Two businessmen with cowboyhats standing beside each other on the sidewalk, looking into the street, as if watching a parade. We do not see what they are looking at. One has very thick-rimmed glasses. They both have Texan accents. They are amongst a crowd who are also watching something pass by on the street. Cecil is slightly animated. Bob is deadpan.]
CECIL: This country sure is goin' to seed.
BOB: You got that right.
CECIL: Ever since those liberals in Washington started attackin' our way of life.
BOB: Yep.
CECIL: Pretty soon, those Commies'll be comin' over here, and those liberals in Washington'll just roll out the red carpet for 'em.
BOB: Uh-huh.
CECIL: They didn't do anythin' to stop that Fee-del Castro.
BOB: Nope.
CECIL: And they didn' stop the Russians from buildin' that Berlin Wall.
BOB: You said it.
CECIL: I'd say those Kennedies in Washington were a bunch of Commies.
BOB: Yes, sir.
CECIL: I went into Joe's Diner the other day, and it was like the United Nations in there.
BOB: Yeah, anybody can just walk in there now.
CECIL: It wasn't like that before those liberals in Washington started interferin'.
BOB: Yep.
CECIL: They raised our taxes.
BOB: That's for sure.
CECIL: Yeah, I'd say that those Kennedies are one pain in the behind.
BOB: That's right.
[We hear a gunshot. Pink goo is projected from offstage onto Cecil's suit]
CECIL: See? Now that Kennedy's just spread his brain all over my slacks.
BOB: Damn Kennedy.
Fin.
| Posted by chrisdye on November 22, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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