Bis-skit
Just a quicky that came about from mis-hearing something on the radio.[Two businessmen are walking down a street on a hot summer's day. They are both sweating profusely with shirts undone and jackets slung over their shoulders.]
Man1: Do you think this heat will ever let up?
Man2: I hope so. I don't think I can take much more of this.
[Shot of blazing sun]
Man1: I'm parched. I could really use a drink.
Man2: (opens briefcase) Well, I have this... (pulls out bottle of Nectar Fist) but...
Man1: Oh, man. You've had that all along?
Man2: Yeah, but you really don't -
[Man1 grabs bottle out of Man2's hand, pops off the cap and chugs it.]
Man2: You really shouldn't have -
Man1: That was so good!
[Two people dressed all in black with facemasks drop from above beside Man1. The first holds Man1 and the second delivers a brutal punch to the throat of Man1. They disappear as quickly as they appeared. Man1 is on the ground in pain.]
Man2: Man. That Nectar Fist is strong stuff.
Voiceover: Nectar Fist. A mix of 100%-pure tropical fruit juice and a punch to the throat.
| Posted by vinny9 on November 13, 2002 with category tags of Skit |
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