Pow-pow-powerwheels!Just a little quicky. I won't really say anything, it's like 10 lines, a fast read for sure. Only one joke.
[A happy young couple are holding each other as they watch their son driving in the foreground with a 'powerwheels' jeep]
Child: Wheee! Powerwheels!
Mother: Oh, honey. I'm so glad you bought him that, he's having so much fun.
Father: Well, I know you were worried but look at how well he drives that thing. Maybe our boy'll grow up to drive racecars.
Mother: Oh, everything is so perfect for us.
[The son stops driving to wave at his parents, they wave back. While the jeep is still stopped, it spontaneously flips over, sets on fire, and explodes. There is a look of shock and terror on the parent's faces.]
[Scene shifts to a cemetery, everyone is wearing black, and the mother is bent over the casket crying. From the mourners one person turns toward the camera as it zooms in on his face. He takes off his sunglasses and fixes a stern gaze straight ahead]
Man: Do you feel that you, or your family should be included in the class action law suit now facing Firestone?
Written by Reverend_Jerry