a Quickie!

none

V.O.

To anyone out there who could use some more money….
Rates have never been lower! Now is the time to (ECHO) Mortgage your children’s future! (DROP ECHO) That’s right, you can obtain a very attractive rate on your children’s future earnings. With such a low rate, it’ll be easy for them to pay it back. Buy that thing you always wanted! Don’t worry! Be Happy! Your kids will be happy, knowing that you’re enjoying a wealthier lifestyle, on them! Lock in a great rate today! Call 1-800-S-L-A-V-E-R-Y!

(LEGAL DRONE) Rates subject to change without notice. Void where prohibited. In Kentucky pop cans are not acceptable as payment. Children may be required to relocate to Bangkok, Thailand.

V.O.
Don’t wait! Don’t think! Do it now!

Posted by larrylorre on December 23, 2003 with category tags of

4 comments
Short and funny. Can't beat that.
   comment by dustin (#1) on December 26, 2003, Rated it 5

Short, punchy, funny. Quick and to the point. It's very clever! Great work.
   comment by anonymous on December 26, 2003, Rated it 5

A great try, but I just didn't see the funny.
   comment by nose (#120) on December 28, 2003, Rated it 2

Having been in radio myself, the idea is a little tired but great concept.
   comment by revolution (#132) on December 30, 2003, Rated it 3

   

VorgTag Cloud

Written by larrylorre
Latest Photo
Quote of Now:
Friends
Popular Posts
Computer Games

Hey You! Subscribe to larrylorre's RSS feed.
Or get wider opinion in the Vorg All Author feed.

 
 

Members login here.
© Vorg Group.