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Don’t wait! Don’t think! Do it now!

Posted by larrylorre on December 23, 2003 with category tags of Skit

4 comments
Short and funny. Can't beat that.
→ comment by dustin (#1) on December 26, 2003, Rated it 5

Short, punchy, funny. Quick and to the point. It's very clever! Great work.
→ comment by anonymous on December 26, 2003, Rated it 5

A great try, but I just didn't see the funny.
→ comment by nose (#120) on December 28, 2003, Rated it 2

Having been in radio myself, the idea is a little tired but great concept.
→ comment by revolution (#132) on December 30, 2003, Rated it 3

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