Flower PowerMake sure to give this skit plenty of sunshine...
[A retired man wearing a plaid shirt
and an old man hat walks into the room. He is carrying a small watering
can. There is a large number of flowers and plants in pots around
the room. He starts watering the plants.]
FLOWER: [cheerfully] Guten Tag!
[Retired man looks around, slightly
puzzled. Seeing nothing unusual, he goes back to watering plants.]
FLOWER: Guten Tag, meinen Herrn!
[Retired man looks around more attentively,
puzzled. He begins searching through the plants].
FLOWER: Hier, mein Herr! Nicht jener
[Retired man identifies the sound as
coming from a large, brightly-coloured flower on the opposite side of the
room from where he started. He stares at it intently.]
FLOWER: [ever cheerfully] Guten
Tag! Ich bin eine Blume! Bitte geben Sie mir Wasser!
[Retired man pauses, then stands up
straight and looks toward the door].
RETIRED MAN: [shouting] Honey!
Your flower's Germanating!
WIFE: I'll be there in a minute!
[Retired Man and Flower share
an awkward pause, neither willing to be the first to engage in conversation.
Wife enters room.]
WIFE: I don't hear anything.
RETIRED MAN: It was just doing it a minute
[Wife and man stare at flower,
FLOWER: Guten Tag, Herrn und Frau...
RETIRED MAN: [to wife, triumphantly]
FLOWER: Ich bin eine Blume!
WIFE: What does it want?
RETIRED MAN: I dunno.
FLOWER: Geben Sie mir bitte Wasser!
RETIRED MAN: I think it wants bitter
WOMAN: I think there's some American beer in the fridge.
[Leaves to get beer]
[Man and Flower share awkward pause]
RETIRED MAN: So, you're, uhh...
WOMAN: Here we are! [Man looks relieved]
Something delicious for my hybiscus! [pours bottle on Flower]
FLOWER: [Annoyed] Nein! Das ist nicht gut! Kaltes
Bier! Das ist furchtbar scheisslich!
RETIRED MAN: It doesn't sound very happy.
WOMAN: Oh dear. If only I could cheer it up. [Pause]
Oh, I know! Germans like the techno, don't they?
RETIRED MAN: Yes, that's right. We saw that on "Touched
by an Angel".
FLOWER: Ja! Techno! Das ist gut!
WOMAN: Hmm, let's see here... [digs through pile of old records
in the corner of the room, beside an old record player] Ahh, here we
are! Techno by Guy Lombardo, as heard on [impressed] the Ed
[Woman puts record on turntable. Techno music begins.
Retired man and wife each begin dancing a very understated and deliberate
old person shuffle dance to the music.
|the first part was very cool|
i say make american beer into Bud,
and have the UN CEO arrest everyone to end the skit.
|Um...what? Your sketch needs a single point of focus.|
|I agree with the above. This skit needs to be a little less all over the place. Some tangential funny is ok. Nothing but tangential funny is disorienting.|
|Holy Shit that was funny!|
Yeah, it's long and has no focus, but that never stopped Monty Python.
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